The Republic of Pizza Treatza is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.236 billion Pizza Treatzans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The all-consuming Pizza Treatzan economy, worth 199 trillion NNNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,420 NNNS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,192 per year while the poor average 19,185, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza Treatza's national animal is the NNN, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Treatza is ranked 25,586^th in the world and 1,148^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,394.91 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.